Thank you for sharing!
The Perfect Agent
Wanted an agent for one adorable writer! :)
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Fair critiques, no snark!
Play nice, don't bark.
You must be kind, and it helps to be witty
Tell me I'm great when I'm feeling s**ty
Read my novel, say it rocks
Say it's rad and it knocks off socks
Never be quiet too long
Never say I'm right when I am wrong
Love my writing more than I do
And never lie so I won't fire you
If you are diligent with submissions
I will never fail to send revisions
I can send you chocolates to make you smile
You can send me checks every once in a while
I say with
Writer, Colin Smith. :)
For those who don't get the reference.: